There's a debate raging over at the scion forums about minimum damage, Epic Stamina, and the soak rules. And I couldn't help myself, I just had to post this nonsense. The images were just too funny.
Minimum damage, in a nutshell (or a straw man)
King of the giants, Utgard-Loki (Soak of 32b),
faces off against
Lt. John McClane (Bruce Willis's character from Die-hard),
and 4-year-old child.
The battle begins...
John McClane punches Loki. 1 damage.
Utgard-Loki throws McClane out the window. Miraculously, he survives after landing on an SUV.
Utgard-Loki looks at the 4 year old. He gets out his cellphone and calls up his buddy. "Hey Vrykolakas. This is Utgard-Loki. You free for dinner tonight?"
Suddenly the SUV comes crashing through the window, interrupting the phone call. The SUV, driven by John McClane, crashes into Utgard Loki at 50 mph.
1 damage.
Utgard Loki crushes the car beneath his heel. Then he picks up the 4 year old, and hits redial.
The child flails their arms ineffectively. 1 damage.
They flail again, spazzing out in a glorious flurry of preschooler wrath. 1 damage. 1 damage. 1 damage.
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