The following Random Question showed up when editing my blogger profile, and I thought it'd go great on an Amber character quiz...
"For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:"
EDIT: What Silence posted a comment that is highly amusing. It's from the point of view of a character he played in a campaign I ran.
Dearest Aunt Dierdre,
ReplyDeleteMy kindest regards for your gift. Of course, we do not have roosters here in Rebma, so the others find it quite amusing. Some are impressed by the fact that the maple syrup is surprisingly usable underwater. Unfortunate that they grew so ill after using it. It doesn't look like Bleys will make it. Perhaps it was something he ate.
The syrup dispenser looks quite attractive sitting behind the impenetrable forcefield in our dungeon. Did I ever mention that our dungeon has a field that makes transformation magics ineffective? It's quite clever, actually. Of course, I'm sure the syrup dispenser is unaffected by such things.
I am pleased to hear that you are recovering from your coma, and the other unfortunate events of the past few months. I would hate to hear that there were any long-term adverse effects of your tribulations. I'm sure the responsible parties will brought to justice.
Please tell Andre I said hello. And that I apologize to him. Again. And do please say hello also to Corwin.
Fiona says 'hi', and she hopes you are enjoying our version of reality. Xazrembeddenidok also asks me to wish you a delightful time, and says he reminisces about his time on the far side of Ygg, and hopes you are enjoying it there as much as he did.
Warmest regards,
Lord Freeman.